REIGNEDHELL.

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‘     UNFORTUNATELY FOR MAZE,     she owes me a favour.   several,  actually.   this isn’t the worst i could ask of her,  despite what she may  think.    

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‘    a lot of people  owe you favors,  lucifer.  that doesn’t answer the question.  you’ve been  ––––––    ’     maybe  STRANGE  is the wrong word.  strange is nothing new.     ‘    never mind.  i’m late,  &  you’re stonewalling.  give me sixty minutes so i can meet with dan’s lawyers  &  you can add my IOU to the list,  okay ?    ’

REIGNEDHELL.

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‘     YES,  DETECTIVE,     that’s the point !   an hour of my  precious  time that needn’t be wasted on these menial little tasks.  i’m not your bloody nanny,  now am i ?   though,  perhaps i could send  maze  to fetch the small human instead     –––––     ?    

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‘    maze,  your ninja bartender ?  yeah.  bet she’d  LOVE  that.  what is the  matter  with you today  —  ?    ’

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‘    —  i’m gonna let that slide,  because i can tell you’re distracted,  but it’s an  HOUR  of your precious time.  just pick her up from school,  let her watch 20 minutes of  kim possible  on her tablet,  &  i’ll be there before you know it.  is that  really  too much to ask ?    ’      //  @reignedhell.

“ you don’t want me. ”
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‘    oh,  no  —  i do,  lucifer.  i want you.    ’     pause for effect.  this doesn’t get old.  then :     ‘    i want you to stop dicking around  &  do the job that you’re actually,  SURPRISINGLY,  good at.  the one you just  had  to have,  remember ?  look  –––––––  i don’t know what’s gotten into you lately,  but i need you to focus.  can you  do  that for me ?    ’

four word starters.  // accepting !

“ you’re a terrible cook. ”
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‘    what  –––––––  you don’t like  dinosaur - shaped  chicken nuggets ?  guess i shouldn’t be surprised.    ’     calling this  COOKING  is a stretch ;  anybody can preheat an oven.  but just for that,  he can kiss any future invitation to  taco tuesday  goodbye.  instead of dinner,  she serves a withering look.     ‘    okay,  martha stewart.  you think you’re the expert ?  show me.  you’ve got fifteen minutes  &  a hungry  eight - year - old  down the hall.   ’

four word starters.  // accepting !